Saturday, March 16, 2013

Everything I Learned in Life I Learned From F.R.I.E.N.D.S

"So no one told you life was gonna be this way *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap* 
Your jobs a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 
Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But, I'll be there for you:
When the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you:
Like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you:
'Cause you're there for me too"

     F.R.I.E.N.D.S is legitimately my favorite show...of all time. I don't think that there is a day that goes by that I don't quote it. And when I find out that someone else loves it just as much as I do we pretty much become best friends on the spot. The other day while I was on pinterest I saw this pin that said "Everything I learned in life, I learned from Friends" and I couldn't agree more; so I thought I would share some of what was on that pin here. Be excited. Because this show is legitimately the best show that has ever been on tv and will ever be on tv.

  • Never use "We were on a break" as an excuse
  • Remember: it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a BIG deal!
  • Everybody has a lobster
  • Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank
  • For more space in bed, use the "hug and roll" technique
  • Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends
  • You can do a lot with just cups and ice
  • Always say the right name at the altar
  • Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather pants
  • Don't count 'Mississipily' in a tanning booth
  • "How you doin'" NEVER fails
  • If stung by a jellyfish, just pee on it...because there's something like amonia in...that...that numbs the pain
  • Never let a Capuchin monkey near the TV remote
  • Only in prison do they 'cup' whilst measuring pants
  • It's not smelly cats fault
  • Always read letters all the way through, even if they are 18 pages long....FRONT AND BACK
  • Meat is not an ingredient in an English Trifle
  • There is no such thing as shark porn
  • Your first name is not your family name
  • Throwing your own wake is not a good way to meet women
  • Everyone has an identical hand twin
  • Eating too much meat can cause 'meat sweats'
  • It's never too late to resurrect the routine, just don't change it
  • Regina Falange and Ken Adams are great fake names
  • It is possible to drink a gallon of milk in ten seconds
  • When moving a couch upstairs: PIVOT!
  • Playing too much on arcade games can lead to "The Claw"
  • Ugly, naked and guy do not make for an attractive combination
  • 'Pheebs' is short for Phoebe, its not just what we call our friends
  • Never put your head in a turkey
  • W.E.N.U.S. stands for...ummmm
  • The Adam's apple is not named after each individual man
For those of you that love the show like I do, that list is actually very funny...however for those of you who lead a very sad little life that doesn't include friends you probably stopped reading half way through....but this made me giggle so I thought that I would share it.

Much love,
-L

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