100 Ways to Screw Up Your Life

1. regret stuff
2. accept being lied to
3. stay in the wrong relationship
4. succumb to addictions
5. dream without taking action
6. sleep more than you need
7. play the guilt card
8. victimize yourself
9. avoid introspection
10. work harder than you can
11. don't play
12. stop learning
13. gossip
14. aim to be famous
15. follow the money
16. don't make friends
17. be lazy
18. gamble
19. be stuck in a job that you hate
20. don't take risks
21. be selfish
22. don't listen
23. lie to people
24. lie to yourself
25. don't ask for help
26. don't exercise
27. eat junk
28. don't spend time in nature
29. don't clean up your house
30. procrastinate
31. spend more than you can afford
32. limit your social life
33. choose a career instead of a lifestyle
34. treat people like assets
35. choose (and stay in) the wrong friendships
36. reject criticism
37. buy your relationships
38. follow all of the rules
39. don't manage your money
40. promise more than you can do
41. don't keep the promises you do make
42. overdo
43. quit
44. say only yes
45. say only no
46. be a control freak
47. walk your life in someone else's shoes
48. be cheap
49. abuse others
50. accept being abused
51. try to please everybody
52. feed the trolls
53. don't look people in the eyes
54. don't believe insights
55. don't travel
56. don't read books
57. live by assumptions
58. be shy
59. live by habit
60. avoid mistakes
61. pay yourself last
62. hate
63. be a perfectionist
64. sabotage yourself
65. waste your power on useless stuff
66. be ungrateful
67. think badly of yourself
68. fake it till you make it
69. don't manage your time
70. solve the wrong problems
71. be judgmental 
72. complain
73. accept crap
74. take it personally
75. don't laugh
76. envy
77. leave the passion out
78. be a follower
79. react instead of act on things
80. live outside the present moment
81. be average-ish
82. be revengeful
83. be resentful
84. don't create value
85. avoid confrontation
86. when going through hell, stop walking
87. don't clean up your lenses
88. fall for "free stuff"
89. race against others
90. be an information junkie
91. talk more than you have to
92. be late
93. accept frustration
94. reject joy
95. give in to pain
96. be jealous
97. think happiness is a goal
98. panic
99. don't love
100. don't challenge yourself

Much love,

-L